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#FridayReads: THE 500 HATS OF BARTHOLOMEW CUBBINS, by Dr. Seuss

In honor of Dr. Seuss’s turning, this past week, 111 (a number I somehow think he would have liked), today’s #FridayReads features my favorite Seuss book. You might think it’d be DR. SEUSS’S SLEEP BOOK:

Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book

….which contains the first passage I ever read by myself, at age 4–about a creature named the Chippendale Mupp, whose tail is so long he bites it before going to bed and 8 hours later, the pain wakes him–a kind of posterior alarm clock.

His tail is so long, he won’t feel any pain,
‘Til the nip makes the trip and gets up to his brain.
In exactly eight hours, The Chippendale Ump
Will, at last, feel the bite and yell, “Ouch!” and wake up.